Friday, March 31, 2006
Where's Mr. Whipple when you need him?
Why don't they make toilet paper brown?
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Wednesday, March 29, 2006
..
From the bedroom
to the bathroom
and back.
I lack most
everything except
a guilty conscience.
I hate my life
and can't excuse my hype
until it all gets a head of me
it's just more of the same
bitches, cunts, and whores
on and on with their
issues until
I can't even
look in the face of tomorrow.
Try to fly right and
do what's expected
but you end up
paying the cost
by so many who
won't do the right
so what the fuck
Machiavelli was right
who cares anymore
anyway
I am so fucking tired right now
even as it is my own stupid fault
I'm pretty much worn out
and goddam exhausted from it all.
Had to get up in the middle of that last sentence,
my head pounding, and replace the ink
cartridge in my pen and then
come back to this pad
and write to try
andf survive among
the bitches of my life.
You know what,
it's just not worth it.
I can count on one hand the number of guys I know who have tried to fuck me over
The number of bitches is legion.
I don't know if its because of their black souls
or their biological makeup, I don't really know.
Except for the fact that
other than poking them with your stick
you sure as hell don't want to
lie down with their rattlesnake asses.
Eve wasn't tempted in the garden,
she was the snake.
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to the bathroom
and back.
I lack most
everything except
a guilty conscience.
I hate my life
and can't excuse my hype
until it all gets a head of me
it's just more of the same
bitches, cunts, and whores
on and on with their
issues until
I can't even
look in the face of tomorrow.
Try to fly right and
do what's expected
but you end up
paying the cost
by so many who
won't do the right
so what the fuck
Machiavelli was right
who cares anymore
anyway
I am so fucking tired right now
even as it is my own stupid fault
I'm pretty much worn out
and goddam exhausted from it all.
Had to get up in the middle of that last sentence,
my head pounding, and replace the ink
cartridge in my pen and then
come back to this pad
and write to try
andf survive among
the bitches of my life.
You know what,
it's just not worth it.
I can count on one hand the number of guys I know who have tried to fuck me over
The number of bitches is legion.
I don't know if its because of their black souls
or their biological makeup, I don't really know.
Except for the fact that
other than poking them with your stick
you sure as hell don't want to
lie down with their rattlesnake asses.
Eve wasn't tempted in the garden,
she was the snake.
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Saturday, March 25, 2006
....
yogurt,
yeast,
and other delicious cultures
DOCTORS
love
Nurses
who smoke
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Thursday, March 23, 2006
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
pretty good spam
Hello!
My name is Erectile Dysfunction.
I have a lot of friends such us:
bad sex, awful mood, dissatisfied wife,
short erections and spoiled condoms.
But I do have one enemy –
its name is Soft Cialis Tabs.
When they appear, I disappear.
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My name is Erectile Dysfunction.
I have a lot of friends such us:
bad sex, awful mood, dissatisfied wife,
short erections and spoiled condoms.
But I do have one enemy –
its name is Soft Cialis Tabs.
When they appear, I disappear.
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Tuesday, March 21, 2006
catch-phrase
Mar 20 1995
Last words of Thomas J. Grasso, executed in Oklahoma by lethal injection:
"I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti.
I want the press to know this."
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Last words of Thomas J. Grasso, executed in Oklahoma by lethal injection:
"I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti.
I want the press to know this."
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Thursday, March 16, 2006
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
Monday Night Drunkball
A new reality show to get us through the dead
season until it begins anew...
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pop your own...
Talking with Art Bender earlier today and
he whipped out his
latest catch phrase:
"pop your own hood"
while you're at it,
pop your own trunk
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he whipped out his
latest catch phrase:
"pop your own hood"
while you're at it,
pop your own trunk
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Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Luge strategy
Lie flat and
try not to die
Sleep on the porch
sleep on the sofa
same result
my coffin, my couch
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try not to die
Sleep on the porch
sleep on the sofa
same result
my coffin, my couch
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Monday, March 06, 2006
copyright space
(is it possible to copyright blank space, not the words but the space between them?
If so, consider this the first time and all future royalties that apply, mine.
Silence is indeed golden.... )
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Wednesday, March 01, 2006
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