Ode to grease

WAFFLE HOUSE WOMAN,
I LOVE YOU!

I want to feel
your sticky
fingerTIPS

I need
your industrial
strength
grease barrell
LIPS

your color scheme
brown and CANARY
your legs
and grits
both lumpy and HAIRY.....

Yes Waffle House woman, I
love YOU

With a love like todays special,
so TRUE....
gimmie some Berts chili
and how about a patty melt
TOO?

Scattered,
covered,
chunked and DICED
Waffle House Woman
your butt'ry love is awful
NICE.

So thanks for the refill,
thanks for the
GAS....

I'll leave
my 10% gratuity
in your.......

station.


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