Wednesday, October 26, 2005

WEAK EIGHT PICKS

Went a 8-6 last week bringing my yearly total to:49-49-3
Ahhh almost .500.

This weeks games:


DALLAS -7 1/2 vs. Arizona (41)
Dall.
DETROIT -3 vs. Chicago (32 1/2)
Chi.
HOUSTON -1 vs. Cleveland (37 1/2)
Hou.
CINCINNATI -7 vs. Green Bay(46)
Cin.
Jacksonville -3 vs. ST. LOUIS (44)
Jax.
NEW ORLEANS -2 vs. Miami (40 1/2)
N.O.
CAROLINA -7 1/2 vs. Minnesota (43 1/2)
Minn.
Oakland -3 vs. TENNESSEE (44 1/2)
Oak.
N.Y. GIANTS -3 vs. Washington (41)
NYG
SAN DIEGO -4 vs. Kansas City (50)
S.D.
DENVER -3 vs. Philadelphia (43 1/2)
Den.
Tampa Bay -10 vs. SAN FRANCISCO (37 1/2)
SF
NEW ENGLAND -7 vs. Buffalo (44)
N.E.
Monday night
PITTSBURGH -8 1/2 vs. Baltimore (33)
Pitt.



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Wednesday, October 19, 2005

WEAK SEVEN PICKS


Went a 8-6 last week bringing my yearly total to:
41-43-3
Spread setters know what they are doing, losing both the Dallas-NY and Washington- K.C. games by the 1/2 point.

This week's pain:

CLEVELAND -2 1/2 vs. Detroit (35 1/2)
Clev.
Green Bay -1 1/2 vs. MINNESOTA (44 1/2)
G.B.
Indianapolis -10 1/2 vs. HOUSTON (47)
Ind.
Kansas City -1 1/2 vs. MIAMI (42)
K.C. (hate picking agst my Dolphins @ home)
ST. LOUIS -3 1/2 vs. New Orleans (47)
N.O. (Back up QB for STLOU)
Pittsburgh -3 vs. CINCINNATI (37)
Cin. (BACK UP QB PITT, will try and run the ball)
PHILADELPHIA -4 vs. San Diego (47)
Phil.
WASHINGTON -10 1/2 vs. San Francisco (38)
Wash.
SEATTLE -3 1/2 vs. Dallas (42 1/2)
Dall.
CHICAGO -1 vs. Baltimore (32)
Chi.
OAKLAND -1 1/2 vs. Buffalo (42 1/2)
Oak.
N.Y. GIANTS -1 1/2 vs. Denver (47)
Den.
ARIZONA -3 vs. Tennessee (45)
Ariz.
Monday night
ATLANTA -7 vs. N.Y. Jets (47)
NYJ (ATL will win but the Jets will play tough D)


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Tuesday, October 11, 2005

WEAK SIX PICKS

Went a WOEFUL 3-10-1 ATS last week (OUCH!)
bringing my yearly total to:33-37-3

Atlanta -6 vs. NEW ORLEANS (44)
Atl.
DETROIT E vs. Carolina (41 1/2)
Car.
Cincinnati -3 vs. TENNESSEE (42)
Cin.
BALTIMORE -4 vs. Cleveland (33)
Balt.
PITTSBURGH -3 1/2 vs. Jacksonville (38)
Pitt.
TAMPA BAY -6 vs. Miami (36)
Mia.
CHICAGO -2 vs. Minnesota (37)
Chi
DALLAS -3 1/2 vs. N.Y. Giants (45 1/2)
Dall.
KANSAS CITY -6 1/2 vs. Washington (42 1/2)
Wash.
DENVER -3 vs. New England (44 1/2)
N.E.
BUFFALO -3 vs. N.Y. Jets (33)
Buff.
OAKLAND E vs. San Diego (47)
S.D.
SEATTLE -8 1/2 vs. Houston (46 1/2)
Sea.

Monday night
INDIANAPOLIS -13 vs. St. Louis (50 1/2)
St. L


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Sunday, October 09, 2005

Joe's 2005 Dead pool

Player: JOE
Score: 1
Hometown: ATLANTA
Registered: 12-Apr-2005

I really suck this year.
In 2004 I scored big. Guess its not my time....


1
Edward Albee
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
12-Mar-1928
12-Apr-2005
TBD

2
Eddie Albert
Oliver on Green Acres
22-Apr-1906
12-Apr-2005
26-May-2005


3
Prince Ernst August of Hanover
Husband of Princess Caroline
26-Feb-1954
12-Apr-2005
TBD

4
Conrad Bain
Phillip Drummond on Diff'rent Strokes
04-Feb-1923
12-Apr-2005
TBD
5
Joey Bishop
Last living Rat Pack member
03-Feb-1918
12-Apr-2005
TBD

6
Jerry Falwell
Television evangelist
11-Aug-1933
12-Apr-2005
TBD

7
Billy Graham
Televangelist
07-Nov-1918
12-Apr-2005
TBD

8
Stephen Hawking
Wheelchair-bound physicist
08-Jan-1942
12-Apr-2005
TBD

9
Abe Vigoda
Fish on Barney Miller (not dead yet)
24-Feb-1921
12-Apr-2005
TBD

10
Efrem Zimbalist, Jr.
The F.B.I.
30-Nov-1918
12-Apr-2005
TBD

http://deadpool.rotten.com/profiles/00/33/41689.html


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Saturday, October 08, 2005

awaken from a dream

Cold sweat
can't remember the details except
turn me
into an
mp3


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Friday, October 07, 2005

WEAK FIVE PICKS

Went 8-6 ATS last week (BH went 7-7)
bringing my yearly total to:
30-27-3


DETROIT -1 1/2 vs. Baltimore (33 1/2)
Balt.
CLEVELAND -2 1/2 vs. Chicago (35)
Chi.
BUFFALO -3 vs. Miami (34)
Mia.
ATLANTA -1 1/2 vs. New England (44)
N.E.
GREEN BAY -3 vs. New Orleans (43)
G.B.
ST. LOUIS -3 vs. Seattle (48 1/2)
St. L
Tampa Bay -4 1/2 vs. N.Y. JETS (31 1/2)
T.B.
HOUSTON -2 1/2 vs. Tennessee (40 1/2)
Hou.
Indianapolis -11 vs. SAN FRANCISCO (48)
Ind.
Carolina -7 vs. ARIZONA (43)
CAR
Philadelphia -3 vs. DALLAS (44 1/2)
Phil.
DENVER -6 1/2 vs. Washington (35)
DEN

JACKSONVILLE -3 vs. Cincinnati (38)
Jax.

Monday night
SAN DIEGO -3 vs. Pittsburgh (44)
S.D.


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The mean streets of Decatur

"Hey,
The thing I love about lesbians,
aside from the fact that I am one,
and there's no greater love than self-love
but I digress....
Aside from that point,
the thing I love about lesbians:
the Sisterhood
I love the Sisterhood.
And you know what?
We need more sisterhood, brotherman.
I think we can all agree on that."


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Thursday, October 06, 2005

U2

"One"
Is it getting better
Or do you feel the same
Will it make it easier on you
Now you got someone to blame
You say one love, one life
When it's one need in the night
It's one love
We get to share it
It leaves you baby
If you don't care for it

Did I disappoint you
Or leave a bad taste in your mouth
You act like you never had love
And you want me to go without
Well it's too late tonight
To drag the past out
into the light
We're one but we're not the same
We get to carry each other, carry each other
One
Have you come here for forgiveness
Have you come to raise the dead
Have you come here to play Jesus
To the lepers in your head
Did I ask too much
More than a lot
You gave me nothing
Now it's all I got
We're one but we're not the same
We hurt each other, then we do it again
You say love is a temple
Love a higher law
Love is a temple
Love the higher law
You ask me to enter but then you make me crawl
And I can't be holding on to what you got
When all you got is hurt
One love, one blood, one life
You got to do what you should
One life with each other
Sisters, brothers
One life but we're not the same
We get to carry each other, carry each other
One
One


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Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Joe's all time favorite sports team names EVER #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


#1 Hershey Impact(defunct professional indoor soccer team)
Professional sports comes and leaves its stain upon the fair city of Hershey Pennsylvania.


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Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Joe's all time favorite sports team names EVER #2



#2 Macon Whoopee
(defunct minor league hockey team)
Somewhere Eddie Cantor is smiling.


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Monday, October 03, 2005

Joe's all time favorite sports team names EVER #3



#3 London Monarchs(World League American Football/NFL Europe)
Monarchs Rule!

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Sunday, October 02, 2005

Joe's all time favorite sports team names EVER #4



#4 Phil-Pitt Steagles(NFL Football)
During WW2, the depleted rosters of the Pittsburgh Steeelers and Philadelphia Eagles combined for the 1943 season and played as the Steagles.

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Saturday, October 01, 2005

Joe's all time favorite sports team names EVER #5




#5 Elon Fighting Christians (College)
Turn the other cheek, be-otch!
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