Tuesday, November 29, 2005

WEAK THIRTEEN PICKS

Went 9-6-1 last week brings my yearly total to:
91-79-5

CAROLINA -3 vs. Atlanta (43 1/2)
Car.
MIAMI -3 vs. Buffalo (35 1/2)
Mia.
PITTSBURGH -2 1/2 vs. Cincinnati (42 1/2)
Pitt.
N.Y. GIANTS -3 vs. Dallas (41)
NYG
CHICAGO -7 vs. Green Bay (32)
G.B.
BALTIMORE -7 vs. Houston (36)
Hou.*
Jacksonville -2 1/2 vs. CLEVELAND (40)
Jax.
Minnesota -2 1/2 vs. DETROIT (37 1/2)
Minn.
Tampa Bay -4 vs. NEW ORLEANS (34)
T.B.
INDIANAPOLIS -14 vs. Tennessee (49)
Tenn.
Arizona -2 1/2 vs. SAN FRANCISCO (44)
Ariz.
Washington -1 1/2 vs. ST. LOUIS (45)
Wash.
Denver -1 1/2 vs. KANSAS CITY (47)
Den.
NEW ENGLAND -8 vs. N.Y. Jets (42)
N.E.

SAN DIEGO -10 vs. Oakland (50)
S.D.

Monday night
Seattle -3 vs. PHILADELPHIA (44)
Sea.


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thanksgiving?

text message to my friends:

turkey in hell
kids good
family hell
best wishes
to you
and yours



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Wednesday, November 23, 2005

WEEK TWELVE PICKS

NO Vegas:
Going a 8-8 last week brings my yearly total to: 82-73-4

Atlanta -3 vs. DETROIT (40)
Atl.
DALLAS -2 vs. Denver (40 1/2)
Dal.
CINCINNATI -9 vs. Baltimore (37)
Balt
Carolina -4 1/2 vs. BUFFALO (36 1/2)
Car.
TAMPA BAY -3 vs. Chicago (33 1/2)
Chi.
Cleveland -2 vs. MINNESOTA (42)
Minn.
New England -3 1/2 vs. KANSAS CITY (47)
KC
San Diego -3 vs. WASHINGTON (44)
S.D.
TENNESSEE -7 vs. San Francisco (42)
S.F.
St. Louis -6 vs. HOUSTON (44)
St. L
Jacksonville -4 vs. ARIZONA (41)
Jax.
OAKLAND -7 vs. Miami (42)
Oak.
PHILADELPHIA E vs. Green Bay (44 1/2)
G.B.
SEATTLE -5 vs. N.Y. Giants (46)
NYG
New Orleans -1 1/2 vs. N.Y. JETS (34 1/2)
N.O.
Monday nightINDIANAPOLIS -5 vs. Pittsburgh (44)
Ind could be 1st loss, but ride the streak...

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Thursday, November 17, 2005

does plastic splinter?

Police find semi-nude man inside Pavilion

http://www.argusleader.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051115/NEWS/51115008


By David Kranz of The Argus Leader

Article Published: 11/15/05, 3:17 pm

A Sioux Falls man is charged with indecent exposure after being found partially unclothed and lying on the floor with a female mannequin in the Washington Pavilion.Michael James Plentyhorse, 18, 708 N. Dakota Ave., was discovered by a Pavilion security officer at 4:35 p.m. Monday in the Washington High School Alumni Room, police said.The guard observed Plentyhorse with his pants and underclothing down and lying next to the half-naked female mannequin, a police report states.“There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin. That’s the only way I know how to put it,” Sioux Falls police officer Loren McManus said.
Security staff at the Pavilion say they have noticed the same mannequin has previously been found undressed on several occasions, McManus said.No drugs or alcohol appear to have been involved.

(God knows what might have happened to that poor plastic girl had alcohol and drugs been involved?)


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Wednesday, November 16, 2005

WEAK ELEVEN PICKS

Every year you have a week that you wish you knew was coming, a weekend that you knew you should NOT take to Vegas.
Wish I realized it this past weekend,
Going a 7-7 last week (missing 8-6 by half a point)
brings my yearly total to: 74-65-4

This weeks games:

ST. LOUIS -9 1/2 vs. Arizona (48)
Ariz. 9.5 TOO DAMN MANY
Carolina -2 1/2 vs. CHICAGO (34 1/2)
Car.

DALLAS -3 1/2 vs. Detroit (36 1/2)
Dall.
Indianapolis -4 vs. CINCINNATI (49) 415PM
Ind.
I think Indy will lose a couple this year, but Im gonna ride the streaking dog until.. (Pitt,Jax, SD, Sea)
Jacksonville -5 vs. TENNESSEE (38)
Jax.
CLEVELAND -1 1/2 vs. Miami (34)
Clev. (one compound word: home-field)
NEW ENGLAND -10 vs. New Orleans (44 1/2)
N.O. TOO damn many pts.
WASHINGTON -5 vs. Oakland (41 1/2)
Wash.
N.Y. GIANTS -3 vs. Philadelphia (40)
NYG

ATLANTA -6 vs. Tampa Bay (37 1/2)
T.B. (1st true test, falcons win but not by 6)
Seattle -12 1/2 vs. SAN FRANCISCO (42 1/2) 405PM
Sea. (If it were any other team, I'd say too many pts...)
SAN DIEGO -9 1/2 vs. Buffalo (42 1/2) 415PM
Buff Even with Holcomb injury, Buff better than spread...
DENVER -12 1/2 vs. N.Y Jets (41) 415PM
Den.
Pittsburgh -4 vs. BALTIMORE (34)
Pitt. Injured QBs? who cares, they are going to hand off 6 million times
Kansas City -6 1/2 vs. HOUSTON (44 1/2) 830PM
K.C.

Monday night
GREEN BAY -3 vs. Minnesota (44 1/2)
G.B. win 'em all or its over

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Thursday, November 10, 2005

WEAK TEN PICKS

Every year you have a week that you wish you knew was coming, a weekend that you knew you should take to Vegas.
Wish I went this past weekend,
Going a 10-4 last week (missing 13-3 by half a point)
brings my yearly total to:
67-58-4

This weeks games:

(hate the weeks of huge double digit spreads)

DETROIT -4 vs. Arizona (39 1/2)
Det. (detroit @ home)
JACKSONVILLE -7 1/2 vs. Baltimore (33 1/2)
Balt. (Jax will win, but too rich spread)
INDIANAPOLIS -14 1/2 vs. Houston (46)
Ind. (if they can thump the sub-par Pats, this should be an easy cover)
BUFFALO -3 vs. Kansas City (42 1/2)
K.C.
N.Y. GIANTS -10 vs. Minnesota (44 1/2)
Minn. (like NY @ home, don't like the number)
New England -6 vs. MIAMI (40)
NE (may regret this one later)
CHICAGO -12 vs. San Francisco (33)
S.F. (too many pts)
TAMPA BAY E vs. Washington (37)
Wash. (what a diff even a mediocre QB makes)
Denver -3 vs. OAKLAND (46 1/2)
Den.
CAROLINA -9 vs. N.Y. Jets (40)
Car. (no fighting cheerleader jokes here)
ATLANTA -9 1/2 vs. Green Bay (41 1/2)
Atl.
SEATTLE -6 1/2 vs. St. Louis (48 1/2)
Sea.
PITTSBURGH -7 1/2 vs. Cleveland (36)
Pitt.

Monday night
PHILADELPHIA -1 1/2 vs. Dallas (38)
Phil. (fighting for their lives)


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Wednesday, November 02, 2005

WEAK NINE PICKS

Busted back into winning territory
Going a 8-5-1 last week
bringing my yearly total to:57-54-4


This weeks games:

Atlanta -2 vs. MIAMI (40)
Atl.
TAMPA BAY E vs. Carolina (36 1/2)
Car.
Chicago -2 1/2 vs. NEW ORLEANS (34 1/2)
Chi.
BALTIMORE E vs. Cincinnati (37 1/2)
Cin.
Detroit -1 1/2 vs. MINNESOTA (37 1/2)
Det.
JACKSONVILLE -11 vs. Houston (37 1/2)
Hou.
KANSAS CITY -4 1/2 vs. Oakland (51 1/2)
K.C.
San Diego -6 1/2 vs. N.Y. JETS (41 1/2)
S.D.
CLEVELAND -3 vs. Tennessee (39 1/2)
CLE
N.Y. Giants -9 vs. SAN FRANCISCO (41)
NYG
Seattle -4 1/2 vs. ARIZONA (44)
Sea.
Pittsburgh -6 vs. GREEN BAY (36)
Pitt.
WASHINGTON E vs. Philadelphia (40 1/2)
Phil.

Monday night
NEW ENGLAND E vs. Indianapolis (47)
Ind.


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