19 days to kickoff (and counting...)

Will August never end?
Will this season never begin?
Last night I was thinking of all the wonderful
what-if's that make the NFL so exciting...

1. What if when the Browns moved to Baltimore they kept the name?

• the Baltimore Browns

2. What if Eugene Robinson hadn't been busted for a blow job before SuperBowl XXXIII?

• Atlanta Falcons' World Champions

3. Did pantyhose lead to the early demise of Joe Namath's knees?

4. If the Saints move to Los Angeles, will they become the Angels or remain the Saints ?

• clearly angels are more powerful being able to fly and drop some heavenly bombs, just image Gabriel's (not Roman) arm.

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