New answering machine message

"I knew this old man, he was eatin' this carrot.
Unfortunately, he didn't have very good teeth
so while he was chewin' on the carrot,
one of his fillings fell out and he swallowed it.
So,
the next day
when he looks down,
at his feet,
he noticed part of the carrot
was still there
along with his filling
next to it.
Now,
if you can figure this out
you certainly don't need
to be calling me,
you've got the wrong number.
If you can't figure this out,
then this is Joe
and please
leave your number at the beep.

© Copyright 2005 Shroud Press