poor dating prospects for the American male

Girls:

1. with 3 (or more) personalities in 1 body.
2. with a bigger dick than you.
3. with wooden legs (ever try and pull a termite out of your crotch?)
4. with dogs (because, deep down, they always would rather fuck their dog than you)
5. with glass eyes (it's just not as sexy as it sounds, Trust Me)

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