Wednesday, August 09, 2006

About e-Bum




e-Bum is The World's Online Marketplace®, enabling trade of the homeless on a local, national, and international basis. With a diverse, passionate, and seemingly endless, cheap supply of soiled individuals, e-Bum offers an online platform where millions of grimy souls are traded each day.

THE COMPANY
Read the company overview, meet the vagabond executive team, and view our new 2007 beefcake calendar:
Soup Line Studs

COMMUNITY
Learn how shared values and lively panhandling from our Community of users make e-Bum better for everyone.

TRUST AND SAFETY
Read about the tools and resources e-Bum provides to enable safe begging.

ARMY VETERAN
Will scratch myself for food. Please help and god bless you.

SPONSORS
Visit Hoboes-R-Us, Spare Dime, Spare Quarter, Spare Dollar, and Beg.com.

INVESTOR RELATIONS
Obtain financial information including pennies earned, cigarette butts smoked, and more fun facts in our annual report.

JOBS
Explore current career opportunities in the custodial arts at e-Bum and Beg.Com.

CONTACT INFORMATION
Find out where our offices are located (Any downtown park, outside convenience stores, and, yes, liquor stores.)






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