(I was digging through some old documents trying to find my resume for updating and came across this little nugget for a friend's bp 4-5 years ago...)
Dear Friends,
There comes a time for payback, and it is upon us. Raise your hand if you can say yes to this question - has G ever pissed you off? Of course he has, and because we love him and because he's been such a little wanker about this whole thing, he must suffer the very consequences that many of us have suffered in the past at the expense of our friends.
The latest plan for G's Bachelor Party is to meet this Saturday the 26th at R's house at 25XX Wrightsboro Rd at 10:00. Be alert for possible changes in the details. We hope to keep these to a minimum. R's house is next to the State Farm office at the corner of Wrightsboro and Monte Sano. Parking is available in the State Farm parking lot, Gun Cabinet parking lot, or on Raymond and Glenn. You enter R's house from the rear (perfect I know) by walking down the alley between his house and the State Farm office.
R, T, and I will be responsible for getting G there around 10:30. Others will arrange for the "talent". G knows nothing about this and it should stay that way. He's done so much bitching about this that it MUST happen and it MUST be kept from him. As far as he knows, the "guys" are taking him downtown after the little cocktail party for him and his beloved earlier Saturday night.
We are asking that everyone attending the party contribute $20 for the talent and bring with them something to drink that might be shared by all. Other recreationals are optional and at the discretion of the individual.
All our love,
The G N Bachelor Party Committee
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